cantcontrolthegay:

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carlgauss:

Sebastian Stan [5/?]

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

(Source: raicheando)

Hogwarts vs Camp Half-Blood Part 1
  • Hogwarts: we want to protect the children, so nobody under the age of seventeen may fight in the war
  • Camp Half-Blood: lol ur 12 yrs old? here have ur armor, ur helmet, take any weapon u want & make ur godly parent proud u little disappointment lol

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lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)


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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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(Source: copernicus-qwark)

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

(Source: hannahbabesshit)

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

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cypresstextiles:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Okay I’ll reblog it.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger