"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
- Hogwarts: we want to protect the children, so nobody under the age of seventeen may fight in the war
- Camp Half-Blood: lol ur 12 yrs old? here have ur armor, ur helmet, take any weapon u want & make ur godly parent proud u little disappointment lol
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger