thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

image

swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

itsdeepforhappypeople:

sluttyoliveoil:

Panic! at the Dentist

I write sins not cavities.

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

2spookychild:

fugrats:

speecyspicymeatball:

Me when you talk

why is she naked

because people dont bathe with fucking clothes on

(Source: imgfave)


viktormayrin:

vigilantespanties:

Fred Rogers Acceptance Speech - 1997

Always reblog Mr Roggers

rneerkat:

studmuffin2014:

rneerkat:

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

(Source: rneerkat)

jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

(Source: u-gotta-kik)

herecomeshoneyboobies:

catnapswithjamesfranco:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This post grows on you.

I found this humerus.


(Source: releasethedoves)

jefferythespacewalrus:

Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.

Anonymous asked:
What's your major in college?

morosity:

stress




symphony-in-g:

wigglyflippingout:

ladyfrany:

Custom Felt Dogs and the proceeds go to help Shelter Dogs [x]

wigglyflippingout
what about a holly plushie ?

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS

This. This is a must have! Okay, so I admit it. I’m a bit of an overgrown child. Hey, at least it’s for a great cause.

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