fearisselfish:

I do not regret getting my dog a giant burger.

Boy, I sure do love wearing pants!
no one ever (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

epic-humor:

sloth-grunge:

trying to comfort someone like

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(Source: kackupa)

tessleeblog:

A proud mother


avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage

(Source: sandandglass)


(Source: xxgenasixx)

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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(Source: girlfuriend)

ohyeselifresh:

Can i get an amen?


(Source: spongebob-daily)

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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girilla-warfare:

IM STILL FUCKING CRYING OVER THIS VINE

(Source: vinebox)

officialmyspace:

um mom explain this

(Source: virused)