lesbianstepmom:

so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized


here’s my sister:

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here’s my other sister:

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and here’s me

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a-wild-eviee-appears:

trying to go on tumblr at school.

(Source: trynsave)

giovanidiossantos:

regigiygas:

Do you think celebrities just have each others phone numbers and like Miley Cyrus will just text beyonce and be like “dude I want Mac and cheese so badly rn lol”

do you actually think Beyonce would even consider giving that greasy pasty mashed potato being her number

(Source: kendrellasher)


He’s a teddy bear, a big, big, floppy-eared, dopey teddy bear… He’s not gonna see any of this, is he?

(Source: jensackles)


Jensen really wants a scene with Sam and Dean doing laundry in their boxers [x]

(Source: jaredbottoms)

did-you-kno:

Personalcreations.com has calculated how long it will take the average person to read popular books. According to the chart, all 1,084,170 words of the Harry Potter series can be read in 60.23 hours. Source


(Source: rexuality)


themegalosaurus:

Supernatural 10x01 sneak peek (video)

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.


gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

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Joke of the day

flyingscotsman:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

"Yes."
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”