bizarrest:

I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

(Source: galehawthorne)


thebulkinator:

my-dear-psychopath:

These are probably the best things ever.

EVER.

IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS

(Source: when-life-gives-you-boobs)

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing)


cognitivedissonance:

madeupmonkeyshit:

I just laughed way too long at this

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

saddestblogger:

ah yes, tumblr drama. it reminds me of the hunt

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

(Source: hbunot)

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

kimpissible:

THERE IS ACTUALLY NOT A BETTER FEELING THEN TO HAVE A BESTFRIEND WHO ALSO THINKS OF U AS THEIR BESTFRIEND

luciferhasthebooty:

etnah:

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof

(Source: sprout)

ruinedchildhood:

when you’re hungry and you remember there’s leftovers

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when you realize someone already ate them

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thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

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I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

(Source: a-hound-of-tindalos)

seriousjones:

seriousjones:

when your gf writes you a sweet message on your bathroom mirror <3

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