So I sit at the door going outside with my back to it and so at any moment someone can walk in and see anything that’s on my desk. I’m on tumblr and I forgot that I folLOW PORN BLOGS.
S/O to p-a-r-a-d-is3.tumblr.com for reblogging basically everything from me.
One time I messed something up in front of my grandmother and I said “aw tits” an she said “that’s a new one” and wrote it in a book.
SHE HAS A BOOK DEDICATED TO THINGS I SAY
Nigga is u gay?
I feel like I’m always in the way.
Okay so there is a couple people on here that follow me and I follow them that I know in real life.
May I please say thank you to the ones that I see and make eye contact with every single day. I really appreciate that y’all don’t judge me for what I post (at least I don’t think you do) and don’t ever bring it up in conversation. And if I follow you and I know you irl then you’re okay. Whatever you say or post on here is completely confidential and Im not going to tell everyone in our school system that you post gay fan fictions all day
I love y’all. 😊
I’m the tallest short person.
I’m the fattest skinny person.
I’m the meanest nice person.
I’m the fastest slow person.
I’m the most extroverted introvert.
I’m the most hypocritical hypocrite.
But I’m a human.
So aren’t we all?
So I’m talking to this guy and he’s acting all sexy and stuff and of course this is when I see all the funny posts on tumblr also I’m trying to stifle my laughter so he doesn’t get offended.
i’m not a lesbian or anything, but i’d totally have sex with an extremely attractive woman if i was horny and she was alright with it.
It’d be super cool if someone would ask me stuff.
Like I can feel it in my bones
This is not going to slide well with corporate.
I honestly don’t know What place it’s gonna be like once or if my sister ever like dies or leaves it’s just really weird to think about and i cannot describe how I feel or I’m going to feel like … this phase is Getting old. Lying to our mom. Our grandparents. Partying and drinking and smoking. I just really hate her for destroying our family.