- Mom: if you don't do your chores you can't come to the gym with me
- Me: I literally see no problem with that.
I’d kill to be an angel.
Wow emma gr8 job at losing friends that you’ve had since elementary school!!!!! cool! awesome! swag! super duper!!
But on the other hand
He is an asshole and you deserve better!! Yay for waging internal wars!
My mom just used “you people” to describe tumblrites
I’m such a shit sister/daughter. I can’t do a damn thing right.
Gee whiz you’re adorable.